ALASKA THUNDERFUCK 5000

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 performs as part of the PUSSY FAGGOT! 3-year anniversary on (Good) Friday, April 6, 2012 at Public Assembly in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

ALASKA THUNDERFUCK 5000 is a glamazonian princess from the planet Glamtr0n. Long ago, her glamazonian space ship crash landed somewhere in the Roswell desert. Royalty on her home planet, Alaska was devastated to find that the people of Earth did not accept her space dollars, her space cashiers checks, or even her space charge cards. Ever since, she has been using her unique gifts of glamour, beauty, and whatever else she can find to gain enough Twitter followers to repair her spaceship and return to her home planet once again.

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